March 2010
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February 2010
2 posts
January 2010
10 posts
Casey Johnson died. AKA Prepare for Tila Tequila’s next Internet twatcast.
Watching TLC’s “My Giant Head” makes me feel lightheaded.
Just watched infomercial for the Shake Weight. Giving hand jobs qualifies as weight training? I never knew.
~Bored. Googling self. Metabation.
If years A.D. began at 1, aren’t the “new decades” on the 11s?
Palindrome day? Surely all the Hannahs and Bobs are feeling quite smug right about now.
So if I don’t post for a couple of days my Tumblarity number plummets? This site is like a nagging wife.
December 2009
21 posts
Nothing seems to have united the human race more than the Snuggie, especially the animal print ones. We need to get cases of them over to the Israelis and the Palestines.
I utilize traditional English, I’m unwilling to make myself appear more important than I really am, and I won’t make YouTube videos of myself reading a book. There’s no place for me on the Internet.
Trying to figure out which Duggar daughter will eventually break from the pack and do a Playboy spread. Or wear pants. My money is on Jinger.
My Greatest Accomplishment
I’ve never used a Rollover Minute.
Answer: Because I tried it today and it resulted in a Target cashier screaming “What do you mean you’ve never seen Star Wars? What’s wrong with you woman?”
Question: Why don’t I attempt small talk?
My Tumblarity number is damaging my self-esteem.
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Baby, It's Cold Outside
i simply must go (but baby it’s cold outside) the answer is no (but baby it’s cold outside)
Really, the first date rape song.
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